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Looks like NPR discovered “grapples” — the curiously grape-flavored apple. Come on NPR, where’ve you been? Obviously not my local Upstate New York grocery store 4 years ago. (I’ve never had one but I wouldn’t mind a taste test.)

npr:

There is no escaping artificial flavor. It’s everywhere, and the people who invent it argue that it will enhance your experience of a food — making it more tropical, more floral, or more bitter, in a good way.

Artificial flavors of familiar favorites also have long tricked kids into eating things they think they don’t like. That’s part of the idea behind the Grapple (pronounced gray-pull), an apple product sold in grocery stories. The Grapple wears an aromatic disguise, thanks to “a relaxing bath” in natural and artificial Concord grape flavors. That is, it’s an apple that tastes like a grape. Eliza Barclay

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  2. smirkingbenevolence said: What in the nine hells is this? Apples being artificially flavored like grape candy?! The problem is not that kids won’t eat anything that doesn’t taste like candy; the problem is that candy is everywhere in our society and is used to bribe children to eat. The problem is…
  3. smirkingbenevolence reblogged this from npr and added:
    this? Apples being artificially flavored like grape candy?! The problem is not...won’t eat...
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  6. voguevixen said: I’ve had a grapple. It does not taste like candy. It tastes like failure, at 3x the cost of a regular apple.
  7. half-invented reblogged this from albaxcore and added:
    I won’t lie, I tried these, but they were so insanely weird tasting that I would never pay the (high) premium to do so...
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  10. loraleegrace said: That is disgusting. If people just fed their kids right starting in utero there would be no need for this ridiculum!
  11. pulppoetry reblogged this from npr and added:
    Because apples apparently aren’t sweet enough. I got bad news about broccoli, kids…
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  13. hel-dc said: I’ve had Grapples. They smelled great, but really didn’t taste very good, and had an awful texture.
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  16. 909miles said: UGH! Those things are so sketchy and gross! (lookit me! 30 going on 13!)
  17. similacra reblogged this from npr and added:
    that. sangrapple.
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  21. bluemeridian reblogged this from npr and added:
    What?! No! Nononononono!!
  22. memelyfe said: why the hell would a kid not want to eat an apple? they’re nature’s mother-fucking candy!!!
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